Santa Fe Adult Books - Englewood, Colorado

Ocean R. A.

I love the store buddy took me for first time to meet alley and dig her n love chill

Paul O.

Private / Friendly
Great selections of various novelties ect...
Alley's outstanding customer service & knowledge on various products , not to mention a personal opinion and on hands experiences with the products,makes my visits both pleasant as well as exciting. She's definitely an asset worth keeping.

Tyler J.

This place is a joke. I came in the other day with some friends and the d-bag up that was working at the time was rude from the very beginning. He was watching us like a hawk the whole time we were in there. We didn’t really feel comfortable with some creep watching us the whole time while we were looking for sex toys so we left.

Came in a few days later to buy something I saw from the previous tome, hoping the same guy wouldn’t be there but he was. I was asking him a few questions about the item I was going to buy and he was being so rude and short with me. Like I was bothering him. So I left again without buying something.

I tried to give my business twice and got treated so poorly both times that I won’t be back.

Dana O.

Today my car broke down and I thought I could take a short cut behind this store while walking to get lunch. I realize there is a fence blocking the way and start going around instead. Some guy comes out accusing me of looking through the dumpster and says he has me on camera in his dumpster. Interestingly enough I didn't even go near the dumpster. Probably shouldn't make false accusations in the first 2 sentences of talking to someone.

Mike A.

Great location with amazing products available. Very friendly and knowledgeable staff. They always help me find something new and exciting! Anytime I ever have ANY questions about new toys this is the 1st place I stop. And the ONLY place in town to find Kinky Kong!

Jordan C.

The jerk on the phone just a minute ago had no problem telling me that they will be closing 5-10 mins early, when I called to confirm they were open to midnight and I was barely going to make it before they closed….

Fantastic customer service bro. 🤨
I know at 11:45PM you probably have so many *crucial* things to close the store early for…. >>>>>
(Hope the sarcasm was clear!)

Melina K.

Nice and clean store. The most friendly people I ever met. I think her name was Sofia she was very helpful and I liked how she knew a great deal about the merchandise. I left the store happy!

Jacob F.

Please read.....

It's not so often I get bad service anywhere, but when I do you better believe I tell everyone about it..

Here is my experience, use it or leave it you choose, I'm writing about it because i can prevent someone from having a bad experience just by stopping in, I hope this helps..

So, while being super transparent to start with, i did arrive about 25 minutes before they closed. I was greeted warmly and the women at the front counter guided me to what to look for around the store. And to mention this was my first time in.

I walked though the store glancing and looking at items, kind of trying to not waste time since they were closing soon.

Roughly 10minutes before they close the lady tells they are closing soon. I mention I will speed up. ... It's odd how in 2018, I need to at all. Or for any reason feel rushed in a place that sells sexual novelties or movies, I came in to find some fun, and ya know, enjoy the experience.

Now feeling rushed I now need to grab my items, as the lady tells me b.s. reasons to hurry up. Like the alarm is going to go off if I dont hurry up, who the f@$k says that to someone who has never been in, and TRYING to spend some money.

So I'm fighting the clock I guess, and come up to the counter and I get rung out, when I think I hear one of the Sh**tiest things... after she ran my card, she wanted to write down my driver licence number... WHY, in what reason does any business need to do that, as she pointed on a little sign they treat Credit cards like checks.... HOW. HOW, there is no reason to take down my personal Information to make sure I'm good for the purchase, at all or for any reason, ever.... ever... ever.... If I run my card, any where my bank already has it taken care and has made sure I'm who I'm supposed to be.

This place is just not pleasant, for what you try and get from it. Find other places it town, like Romantix, or Facinations, the customer experience is better, and the buying experience is worth it, and they are cheaper..

Dont waste your time, or money here.